IT HAS BEEN LEARNED THAT JD DONKEY HOLE RALLY KILLER DREW HAS JUST BEEN FOUND TO HAVE EXTREME ALLERGIES TO DRIVING IN RUNS AND ADVANCING BASE RUNNERS…..IT IS BELIEVED THESE ALLERGIES HAVE NO BEARING ON HIS ABILITY TO SUCK BALLSAC AND LEAVE THE BASES LOADED AND KILL RALLIES…..I WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED IF ANY MORE NEWS OF THIS CONDITION COMES TO LIGHT……..
Is there a player worse than J.D. Drew in the Red Sox line-up, there is no debate, the answer is NO. Although Drew did hit a homerun today, he managed to pee all over it with his horrific performance at the plate and his play in the field. The Sox will play alot of games this season, they will win some and lose some, but today Rally Killer took care of this one all by his self.
After hitting his homerun in the second, I thought maybe this would snap Drew out of his funk. However in the third, when he overthrew the cutoff man, giving the Angels second and third instead of first and second, I knew that this guy blows no matter what. Of course both of those runs came around to score, thanks in large part to Rally Killer Drew.
It’s been a bad week for Rally Killer Drew, sure the Sox are 2-4, however if this DONKEY was hitting .200, they may be 4-2. The game finds gutless cowards like Drew, thats why you have to tuck them away in the line-up to minimize the damage that they can do. Not quite sure why Francona has inserted Drew in the 5 hole, it is a move that is sinking a ship that already has alot of holes, no HOLE bigger than Rally Killer Drew.
The capper for Drew this week came in the 8th and 9th inning. Both times this DONKEY HOLE failed to advance runners, get a walk, a hit a r.bi., nothing nada. In the 8th inning, after Scott Shields had walked the first two Sox hitters, Drew meekly swings at the first pitch, lazy fly ball, that fails to even advance the runners, the least this DONKEY HOLE can do right. In the 9th inning, with the tying run in scoring postion, after the Sox had rallied to within one, Drew lives up to his Red Sox Nation nickname Rally Killer. DONKEY HOLE Rally Killer Drew stands at the plate, watches four pitches, swings at none, and strikes out looking to end the game. We have seen this alot from Drew in his time in Boston, however it is never easy watching a guy stand at the plate like a statue with the game in the balance.
When you look back at the history of Red Sox free agent signings, it’s hard to find one worse that DONKEY HOLE Rally Killer Drew. This mediocre piece of crap is paid 14 million dollars a year, to do what most players are paid a fraction of to due. Drew is one of the highest paid players on the Red Sox, it times he acts like it. It’s not his fault that the sox overpaid his sorry *****, however he has responsibility to his self and the game to live up to the contract he signed. This, however will not be the case, and we all will marking time until DONKEY HOLE’s contract expires, or heavens forbid he has a career threating injury. Until that day arrives we are stuck watching one of the most gutless, joyless waste of space that has ever put on a Red Sox uniform.